Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

I looked out my apartment window, and I saw a bird wearingsneakers and a button saying, I ain't flying no where. Isaid, What's your problem buddy? He said, I'm sick of thisstuff winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there.I don't know who thought this stuff up, but it certainly wasn'ta bird. I said, Well, I was just making breakfast, come onin. Want some eggs? Sorry.

Steven Wright

In an era when the nation's collective imagination is no longer captured by space, real science sometimes has a smaller budget than science fiction.

Peter Kendall

We will act consistently with our view of who we truly are, whether that view is accurate or not.

Anthony Robbins

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. Advice to his guests

David Letterman

You reach a point where you don't work for money.

Walt Disney

Half the time I feel like I'm appealing to the downer freaks out there. We start to play one downer record after another until I begin to get down myself. Give me something from 1960 or something let me get up again. The music of today is for downer freaks, and I'm an upper.

Wolfman Jack

UNICEF has made the most rewarding thing that I have ever done in my life.

Nana Mouskouri

I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.

Bob Dylan

I was always a singer. But I was always focused on being an actor as my trade. Music I do just for me. The movie business is very difficult but the music business is just impossible.

Jeremy Renner

But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false?

H. P. Lovecraft

Neither pathway is correct.

Aazam Yaqoob

If you treat people right they will treat you right... ninety percent of the time.

Franklin D. Roosevelt