Quote by Steven Wright

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Summary

This quote is a humorous remark suggesting that deer, known for their unpredictable behavior near roads, have a particular fondness for crossing at yellow road signs. It highlights the baffling and often unexpected nature of animal behavior, implying that there must be some unexplainable allure or method behind the deer's choice of crossing location. The quote encourages a lighthearted perspective on the fascinating and sometimes curious natural world around us.

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By Steven Wright

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