You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine you to be.

A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.All they found was a pile of dust.

Steven Wright

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it.

Ernest Hemingway

I see little of more importance to the future of our country and of civilization than full recognition of the place of the artist. If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Its very strange, said Mr. Dick that I never can get that quite right; I never can make that perfectly clear.

Charles Dickens

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

Katey Sagal

The wonders of the Grand Canyon cannot be adequately represented in symbols of speech, nor by speech itself. The resources of the graphic art are taxed beyond their powers in attempting to portray its features. Language and illustration combined must fail.

John Wesley Powell

Physics does not change the nature of the world it studies, and no science of behavior can change the essential nature of man, even though both sciences yield technologies with a vast power to manipulate the subject matters.

B. F. Skinner

The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.

Douglas Adams

They spoil every romance by trying to make it last for ever. It is a meaningless word, too. The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer.

Oscar Wilde

I like being in kids' movies, and I like being in family movies.

Bill Nighy

A small profit it better than a big loss

Ron Rash

What is life, but the gentle effacement of a tree shedding its leaves?

Harrison Christian, 1995 newspap