Quote by Steven Wright

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's g

Summary

This quote humorously expresses annoyance towards the uncomfortable sensation of a leg falling asleep. The imagery of the leg being up all night implies that one will be disturbed by the tingling and numbness, preventing a restful sleep. It conveys the frustration associated with such an occurrence, highlighting the anticipation of a restless night due to an inconvenient bodily sensation.

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By Steven Wright

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