Quote by David Sedaris
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
Summary
This quote humorously suggests that the speaker is aware of their inability to change others and doesn't know how to do so. However, despite this realization, they continue to maintain a list of people they hope to change as if they may stumble upon a solution in the future. The quote humorously emphasizes the futility in trying to change others and the persistent hope that one day the speaker might succeed.