Quote by Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that implies the speaker's intention to avoid conflict or confrontations with others, specifically with the imaginary state of Oklahoma. It highlights the speaker's desire to maintain harmony and peace in their interactions with others and underlines their willingness to go to extraordinary lengths to prevent any potential conflicts or misunderstandings. The quote can also be interpreted as a playful exaggeration, showcasing the speaker's commitment to diplomacy and peaceful relations.

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By Kinky Friedman

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