I'm in the booth and first of all, I'm from Germany and I had never heard a gospel in my life.

Growing up, politics never trickled down to the areas we come from. But people from Obama's camp, and Obama himself, reached out to me and asked for my help on the campaign. We've sat and had dinner, and we've spoken on the phone. He's a very sharp guy. Very charming. Very cool.

Jay-Z

I want to be a mom who listens.

Tori Spelling

I'm not sad at all about turning 40.

Halle Berry

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

G. K. Chesterton

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W. C. Fields

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

A real failure does not need an excuse. It is an end in itself.

Gertrude Stein

You are the reason I don't want to die all the time.

Henry Rollins

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

Emo Philips

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.

Mahatma Gandhi

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

Bob Marley

Someday you'll find someone special again. People who've been in love once usually do. It's in their nature.

Nicholas Sparks