Quote by Steven Wright

I listen to the police band on my CB radio. Once I dialed 911and dedicated a crime to my girlfriend.

I listen to the police band on my CB radio. Once I dialed 91

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker listens to police communications on their CB radio. They recount a specific incident where they called 911 and falsely reported a crime to their girlfriend. The quote implies that the person might find enjoyment or amusement in these activities, highlighting a potential disregard for the seriousness of emergency services and a questionable sense of humor.

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Humor Funny

By Steven Wright

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