The reason why I'm here today is to explain why I am running and what I will do if you give me the honor and the privilege of representing you in the United States Senate. Now I'm running for the United State Senate for a simple reason, and that is...I want to win a Nobel Peace prize.

When I am...traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep; it is on such occasions that ideas flow best and most abundantly.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Its not true that men forget theyre married when they see a pretty woman. Just the opposite, thats when theyre most painfully reminded of it.

Mark Twain

For me, having a child is a really great responsibility because you've got something there that is depending on you for information and love until a certain age when it goes to school.

Kate Bush

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

Albert Schweitzer

Friendship is thinking of the other person first.

George Alexiou

It's the constant and determined effort that breaks down resistance, sweeps away all obstacles.

Claude M. Bristol

At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on there clothes to keep them from being stolen.

Mark Twain

The pleasures of the palate deal with us like the Egyptian thieves, who strangle those whom they embrace.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well done is better than well said.

Benjamin Franklin

I'm a romantic a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won't.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

Terry Pratchett