Quote by Scott Dikkers

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that th

Summary

This quote is a satirical statement aiming to highlight the absurdity of relying solely on statistics to judge the faithfulness of one's partner. By stating that there is a 65 percent chance of the love of your life having an affair, it emphasizes the irrationality of blindly mistrusting someone based solely on statistical probabilities. The quote serves as a reminder that trust and communication are essential in relationships, and blindly suspecting infidelity based on statistics alone is misguided.

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Humor Funny Love Statistics Infidelity Relationships Romance Suspicion Adultery

By Scott Dikkers

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