My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

Dogs are my favorite people.

Richard Dean Anderson

To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.

Jennifer Aniston

Lucrurile supreme trebuie s? aib? o alt? origine, una proprie lor, - ele nu ar putea lua na?tere din aceast? lume efemer?, în?el?toare, iluzorie ?i mizer?, din aceast? harababur? de am?giri ?i pofte!

Friedrich Nietzsche

Many men are contemptuous of riches few can give them away.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Museums, I love museums.

Tony Randall

And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence

Bertrand Russell

Books are everywhere; and always the same sense of adventure fills us. Second-hand books are wild books, homeless books; they have come together in vast flocks of variegated feather, and have a charm which the domesticated volumes of the library lack. Besides, in this random miscellaneous company we may rub against some complete stranger who will, with luck, turn into the best friend we have in the world.

Virginia Woolf

The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It's the ones that become the friendships that last.

Andrew Sullivan

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Voltaire

If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better.

Lou Holtz

It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get me a Kristen Bell.' But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.

Dax Shepard

There is no social program in this country that is as important as a good job that pays well, that gives someone an opportunity to go to work, have some security, have benefits, and take care of their family and have a good life.

Byron Dorgan