Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Funny.
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
Betty White
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
Tobias Wolff
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
Demetri Martin
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
Busy Philipps
I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.
Seann William Scott
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
David Sedaris
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
Jonathan Davis
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Michael Scott
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
Piper Perabo
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
God knows I didn't mean to fall in love with her
Ernest Hemingway
Yes! I'm ! I am careful and logical and I look up things I don't understand! When I hear people use the wrong words, I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I ! And I always have a piece of string! That's the kind of person I am!
Terry Pratchett
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.
Caroline Kennedy
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
Steven Wright
