Humor Quotes

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

Terry Pratchett

Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell...

Cherise Sinclair

Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.

Jarod Kintz

He was a multimillionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.

Steven Wright

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

Theodore Roosevelt

The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.

Stephen Hawking

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.

Jess C. Scott

Skupljanje hrane nesumnjivo je bilo na prvom mjestu ženskih dužnosti budu?i da je taj zadatak održavao pleme na životu. Ni u jednom se trenutku pretpovijesne žene s djecom ili bez nje nisu oslanjale na svoje partnere, lovce, za nabavku hrane.

Rosalind Miles

You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.

Viggo Mortensen

Imagine that. You just can't let your entire life go by worrying about your damned thighs. You'd never find happiness.

Sarah Gilbert

Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...Jean: A little brat who swears a lotMaes: An arrogant pipsqueakRoy: Useless. Just uselessAlphonse: Sorry big brother, I don't know how to add to that...Ed *starts to cry*: YOU'RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!!

Hiromu Arakawa

Ese mismo año, un grupo de astrónomos encabezado por Cornell H. Mayer recibió ondas deradio procedentes de Venus y quedó atónito al ver que la intensidad de esas ondas equivalía a la quecabía esperar de un objeto mucho más caliente de lo que se creía que era Venus. De ser eso cierto, nopodría haber océano planetario en Venus; de hecho, no podía haber agua líquida de ninguna clase (y asíse echó a perder mi pobre novela, que sólo hacía dos años que había sido publicada).

Isaac Asimov

Give a poet a pen

A. Jarrell Hayes

Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the English language, it all comes down to this: Twenty-six letters, when combined correctly, can create magic. Twenty -six letters form the foundation of a free, informed society.

John Grogan

We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.

Will Smith

Welcome to the Information Jungle.

Tad Williams

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Mark Twain

I moved into an allelectric house. I forgot and left the porchlight on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

Steven Wright

Genius feels like an over extended Helium balloon about to burst, and everyone criticizes you for not having a conventional way of coping with it.

Solange nicole