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Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.
Jarod Kintz
I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.?
If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).
I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that.
I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say. ?
He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.?
To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.?
Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
William Goldman
God is the supreme uncreated light of which Wisdom is born, but there was never a time when God's Wisdom did not exist.
Merritt Y. Hughes
Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory. ?
Beauty is a whore, I like money better.
Michael Cunningham
You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.
My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica? ?
A gas station pump/jukebox. Look, my car runs on 80s music!
Humans are creatures, who spent their lifes trying to convince themselves, that their existence is not absurd
Albert Camus
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Steven Wright
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
A partir do momento em que é reconhecido, o absurdo é uma paixão, a mais dilacerante de todas.
Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
