The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e. e. cummings
Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot pursuit of his prey, and I'm certain that he wouldn't think twice about eating an innocent bystander. I'll watch him closely at the next full moon. He's asked me to go dancing tomorrow--perhaps I should wear a high collar. Oh, that's vampires, isn't it? I think I am a little giddy. (After meeting Mr. Markham V. Reynolds, Jr.)
Mary Ann Shaffer
wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment.
Julian Barnes
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.
Nora Ephron
Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.?
Jarod Kintz
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you?Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind.
Toba Beta
I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.
Andy Warhol
If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.
Bauvard
You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just help me figure it out, and I'll make you a rich woman.
Kate Avery Ellison
It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing.
Thomas Mcguane
While they were saying it couldn't be done, it was done.
Helen Keller
There was something touching about the fact that Murray was dressed almost totally in corduroy.
Don DeLillo
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.
Mason Cooley
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase
Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask.
Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.
Richard P. Feynman
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
Benny Bellamacina
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
Sara Shepard
Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.
Logan Pearsall Smith
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