Quote by Lewis Black

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Summary

This quote suggests that the term "soy milk" is misleading because it implies that milk has been derived from soy, which is not possible as milk can only come from mammals. Instead, the quote argues that the correct term should be "soy juice," since soy beverages are made by extracting the liquid from soybeans rather than being produced by a mammalian source. This perspective highlights the conviction that accurate terminology is important in describing food and beverage products.

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