Dogs Quotes

A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat

Roy Blount, Jr.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

A proverb in the time of Saint Bernard

Mark Twain

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Smiley Blanton

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Mark Twain

Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.

Terry Pratchett

The Belief that man is outfitted with an immortal soul, differing altogether from the engines which operate the lower animals, is ridiculously unjust to them. The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man

H. L. Mencken

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Roger Caras

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

If we stay with animal analogies for a moment, owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are god. (Cats may sometimes share the cold entrails of a kill with you, but this is just what a god might do if he was in a good mood.)

Christopher Hitchens

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Ogden Nash

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Gilda Radner, It's Always Someth

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln

Who loves me will love my dog also.A proverb in the time of Saint Bernard

Proverb, Sermo Primus

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

Jodi Picoult

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Samuel Butler

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man without his Vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery, if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just Tribute to the Memory of BOATSWAIN, a Dog.

John Cam Hobhouse

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

Edward Hoagland

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.

J. August Strindberg