Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Funny.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
Mitch Hedberg
When art critics get together, they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together, they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.
Pablo Picasso
By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.
Kellan Lutz
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
Michel Gondry
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
George Saunders
And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.
Vitas Gerulaitis
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.
Kesha
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the sight is not a pleasant one.
Virginia Woolf
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Woody Allen
You judge very properly, and it is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are the result of previous study?
Jane Austen
Any closet is a walkin closet if you try hard enough.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Despite decades of market research, markets proliferate andthere's no cure in sight.
It's not lying when you do it to officers!
Terry Pratchett
