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Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
Mark Twain
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. she said, all kids smell that way.
Rodney Dangerfield
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Steven Wright
I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.
John Zorn
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
James Thurber
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
Bob Newhart
I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no laugh track.
Sarah Chalke
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.
Source Unknown
I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.
Dean Koontz
It's self-effacing, it's hard-luck, the shtetl stories. All those Coasters things are an amalgam of Yiddish and black humor.
Jerry Leiber
The rejection that we all take and the sadness and the aggravation and the loss of jobs and all of the things that we live through in our lives, without a sense of humor, I don't know how people make it.
Marlo Thomas
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.
Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
Humor -- the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
Terry Pratchett
When I was born . . . the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could . . . he still pulled through.
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Oscar Wilde
