Quote by Steven Wright

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

Summary

This quote is a playful way of expressing oneself when feeling overlooked or not given enough attention. It cleverly uses the concept of parentheses in written text to symbolize being unnoticeable or unheard. The statement suggests that the speaker's thoughts or opinions are being disregarded or silenced, emphasizing the need to be listened to and acknowledged.

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By Steven Wright

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