Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Funny.
Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed.
Stephen King
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
Garth Brooks
Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.
J.K. Rowling
I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie.
Elisabeth Shue
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Steven Wright
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
Margaret Cho
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski
'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible.
Jonah Hill
Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all.
Jane Austen
Interest? What's money interested in?' 'More money
Terry Pratchett
I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.
Ronald Reagan
In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I'm too old to know everything
Oscar Wilde
Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.
Neil Gaiman
You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
Lily Tomlin
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis Miller
