Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humor.
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
Stephen King
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Rodney Dangerfield
There is no Gain in the world: so be it: but neither is there any Loss. There is never any failure to this infinite freshness of life, and the ancient novelty is forever renewed. We realize the world better if we imagine it, not as a Progress to Prim Perf
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.
Terry Pratchett
The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.
Garrison Keillor
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
Craig Ferguson
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.
Seth Grahame-Smith
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?
Dan Simmons
Wit is more often a shield than a lance.
Source Unknown
Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Ambrose Bierce
Take life seriously but none of the people in it.
Kurt Vonnegut
If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.
Cassandra Clare
It would hardly benefit me to hold anything back unnecessarily, when I know what I'm asking. For you to find a needle in--God, not even a haystack. A needle in a tower full of other needles.
The Postmodernists' tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose.
Christopher Hitchens
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.
Mike Judge
Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
Cathy Guisewite
