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The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.
Eric Bana
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Rodney Dangerfield
I had a girlfriend that was so fat her bikini was made out of two bed sheets.
You ought to sue that son of a whore
Stephen King
No witch has ever claimed to own the Elder Wand. Make of that what you will.
J.K. Rowling
I think that different pleasures work for different readers - a friend of mine won't read anything that's not a cardiovascular sort of page-turner. I tend to care less about plot, but I'm a sucker for humor and strangeness.
Karen Russell
Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.
Jodi Picoult
Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
Henry David Thoreau
My liege, and madam, to expostulateWhat majesty should be, what duty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time,Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,I will be brief.
William Shakespeare
When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.
Allen Klein
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Wright
Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
Lynda Barry
And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
Damon Wayans
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.
Bertrand Russell
Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
Aldous Huxley
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Kurt Vonnegut
