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People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive.
Phil Keoghan
Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president.
Marlon Wayans
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Horace
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks
The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
Alice Meynell
Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.
Terrence Howard
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
Carl Hiaasen
I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.
David Zucker
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Scott Adams
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
John Ratzenberger
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
Suzanne Fields
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Rita Rudner
There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system it could be a lot of different things.
Jensen Ackles
It is only about things that do not interest one, that one can give a really unbiassed opinion; and this is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always valueless.
Oscar Wilde
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'mNarcissus.
Steven Wright
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.
Ray Romano
Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it
Terry Pratchett
When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?
Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.
Emanuel Celler
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.