Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humor.
All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
Kurt Vonnegut
You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.
Cassandra Clare
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Mark Twain
Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.
Neil Gaiman
Never f*!k with the ineffable.
Terry Pratchett
Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
Scott Thompson
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.
Katie Price
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.
Richard Russo
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.
Ivan Reitman
My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him...If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion...he said... All right...you're ugly too!
You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.
Oscar Wilde
Yes; poor Bunbury is a dreadful invalid.Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shillyshallying with the question is absurd.
You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
Steve Irwin
My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...
Steven Wright
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
